Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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