I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Never underestimate the power of titties
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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