You really coming over, don't trick.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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