now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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