is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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