I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize