If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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