omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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