Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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