They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This house was built for laser tag.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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