Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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