Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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