considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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