Can Purell be used as lube?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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