yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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