I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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