Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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