Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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