so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Drunk is not a location!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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