so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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