I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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