oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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