I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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