she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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