i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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