Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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