Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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