Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
never play flip cup with pint glasses
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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