Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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