Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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