I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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