"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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