Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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