I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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