How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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