he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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