I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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