I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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