His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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