so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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