So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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