I accidentally had phone sex last night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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