Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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