Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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