I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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