They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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