You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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