omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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