Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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