I'm jealous of your bromance
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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