He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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