How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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