Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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